Resurrection

As it turns out Ryan “dream weaver” Weaver is back from a brief blogging death. As it turns out young Ryan’s prospects (Post-Post Foundationalism magazine & The Dublin Pub Lounger’s Frisbee team) both fell through.

CD: Weaver tell us a bit about your decision to try your hand in the blogging world.

DW: Well, for some time now Xanga and I have had a bad relationship. Some things were done in management that I really disapproved of, but then Blogspot Steinbrener called me up and like the rest of the blogging big leagues I’m for sale for the right price.

CD: Speaking of your transition into blogspot world, tell us about some of the new features that make your return “worth it” so to speak.

DW: I’ve been talking with Paola Poetic Pixy Dust lately, and she just can’t stop talking about all the great features of the blogspot.com, but most of all I just wanted to belong to the same community of blogging greats such as Harris ‘Princeton’ Bechtol, Matt ‘can I get a burger’ yes I’m Single-town, and of course always one more post than you modern ‘Carn-dog’.

CD: DW, what possessed you to pass up at least a three year contract with the Pub Loungers?

DW: Well, that was an enticing offer, but truth be told I wanted them to work the ‘unlimited amount of Guiness’ clause into my contract and they just wouldn’t. So I just said eff it”

CD: DW, this is a kids magazine.

DW: Sorry

CD: Does God know the future?

DW: the future doesn’t exist.

CD: will Jon Whitaker ever be friends with Carn-dawg again?

DW: no one knows including God…But it is probably likely that when dia delosa rolls around again next year they will start talking about things other than corporate election.

CD: If a guy were interested in starting a church, how could he make it post-emergent.

DW: well the obvious place to begin is to order 3,000 candles. Then you need to purchase some furniture and cover it with discounted material from the thrift seller. Make sure the community groups swear every once in a while and you are on your way.